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Ian Stahley
Hi, I’m Ian. I’m currently cruising through year 4 of 4 at Jesuit and looking forward to working as a member of the staff for this year. A couple things you should know about me: I am a certified fantasy football addict, ping pong wizard, chicken wing aficionado, and employee at a plant nursery who knows nothing about plants. Most, if not all, of my friends like my dog more than me, and I quit the football team last spring.

Controversially, I am both a Philadelphia Phillies fan and a diehard Pittsburgh Steelers fan, but that is for another time. The dream is to study industrial engineering at Georgia Tech, but more realistic plans lead me elsewhere. After being brutally and unjustly kicked out of Key Club my sophomore year, I am returning this year, not for payback, but because I need to get 80 hours and I don’t know how I’m going to do it. In addition to forcing to myself to do service hours by the month, I plan on being the statistician for the same football team which I recently attempted to leave so I can pad all of my friends’ stats and sit in the press box. With all that being said, my biggest hope for this year is to make a killer yearbook and provide you with the entertaining content you deserve. Enjoy!

ian stahley, Staff Writer

Nov 02, 2018
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